"WHERE CAN I PURCHASE A BODYBOUNCER?" Urge Design is the manufacturer of the Bodybouncer, and it is available only from the Urge Design Online Store. By purchasing directly from the manufacturer, you avoid the inconvenience of having to locate and shop at a retail adult novelty store—we deliver the Bouncer right to your door by Fedex Ground.
	"IS IT SAFE?" If you're picturing your intimate anatomy slamming together imprecisely then you’re thinking of a sex swing, not a Bodybouncer. The Bouncer saddle moves only one direction—straight up and down—and either partner can control exactly how much it travels, from the gentlest rhythm imaginable to a deep, soul-satisfying stroking. The Bouncer has been extensively tested on robotic equipment to verify its durability and safety, and has been challenged with loads of 500 pounds without difficulty (please always observe the 225 pound weight limit).
	"IS IT SAFE TO USE MY CREDIT CARD?" The Urge Design online store employs the same state-of-the-art encryption and privacy protection procedures used by all modern online retailers. Urge Design never discloses customer information to third parties under any circumstances, and credit card numbers are automatically deleted from our system upon order completion for your additional protection. If you have other questions about the ordering process, please feel free to call customer support at your convenience.
	"WILL IT FIT US?" While men vary considerably in size, shape and proportionality, they tend to line up more or less the same way under a Bouncer. Men who weigh less than 250 pounds will have little difficulty getting comfortable under a Bouncer, and the ride is the same regardless of one's "endowment". Any woman can sit comfortably on a Bouncer (please always observe the 225 pound weight limit). See Product Info for more details.
	"WILL IT BE TOO CONSPICUOUS?" The Bouncer is a surprisingly compact toy. It can be tucked away very easily in your closet, and you can stand it on its side if you really want to make use of the space it occupies. It has no identifying logos or warnings on it.
	"IS IT WORTH THE PRICE?" The Bouncer comprises over twenty pounds of steel and rubber—it is built to a truly surpassing standard of strength and reliability and will serve you for many years. It is manufactured in our Chicago factory by a skilled team that is sincerely committed to your pleasure and satisfaction.